Welcome to my Mind [Airport/Plane Edition]

1.) I promise I am the owner of this passport… yes, that picture is me and yes, it scares me too

2.) Ugh. The flight crew gets to cut me in the long security line. Bitches.

3.) Hello, man on segway!

4.) Are they judging the contents of my carry on right now through the x-ray thingi?

5.) Hey, look! That kid is causing hell for his parents

6.) I hope I remembered to take my scissors out of my backpack… I guess we will find out shortly

7.) Oh great! There is a baby on my flight

8.) Flight attendant, just keep the Diet Coke and Biscoff cookies coming

9.) Are we there yet?

xoxo,