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So this is where I vent my issues. If you don’t care, don’t read. My roommate is driving me NUTSSSSSSS.

#1. She sets her alarm early and doesn’t wake up to it. Literally. I have scream in her face and say “TURN OFF YOUR ALARM.” How do you not hear your blasting loud alarm?? Then when I wake her up she goes back to bed and sets another one.. ugh!

#2. Previously my roommate asked if I could put sunscreen on in the bathroom not in the room area because she doesn’t like the smell. This is totally understandable, so I put my sunscreen on in the bathroom this morning and she is moaning and groaning saying “ewwwww the smell.” Meanwhile I am getting ready in the pitch black and there is nothing I can do. There is no other place I can go to spray my sunscreen. Plus she puts on an icky perfume..

#3. I walk in from returning from Aix-en-provence and our door is open and there is a random guy sitting on MY bed. Just no. If you have someone over let them sit on your stupid bed.. not mine.

#4. Two days ago I walked into the room and she asked if I was getting sick. I said my throat is starting to hurt, but I will be fine. She asked if I had seen the doctor to get medicine also.. I said no, I don’t need to. (cause I don’t want to pay a damn fortune to see the doctor when I don’t even feel bad it is just a slight cough and stuffed up and it is passing quickly). After all this she just said cause I don’t want to get sick… uhh. Excuse me. Thanks for being so kind to tell me to feel better. Selfish bitch.

#5. Currently she is talking to herself and then laughing…

xoxo,

Em

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